Part 8

Killslasher:Okay gamer, I'll have sex with this woman, while you tell me what to do, it's free WAAFJKNMAOKLFA for you!
Gamer:Uhh... So I have to tell you how you insert your penis into her-
Killslasher:GOT IT!
Gamer:But eww... From the angle I'm on I can see your ass, and you CAOSJFOAIFNMOIANMR.
Killslasher:Sexy isn't it?
Gamer:Ahh fuck it. Fuck her,
Killslasher:THATS MORE LIKE IT!
Gamer:Now sniff her boobs
Killslasher:You're more fucking disgusting than me. Ehh. I don't care. Smells like steel.
Gamer:Let me sniff.
Killslasher:Oooh, a threeway. Normally I do me, with 2 women. Not usually 2 men...
Gamer:SHUT UP AND LET ME JOIN! Her skin is a bit hard.
Sex-bot:You have found out I am a robot.
Gamer:What?
Sex-bot:Now I will unleash my army of lesbian alien monsters. You can't sexcape Killslasher.
Killslasher:Sexcape, that's from my dicktionary!

Meanwhile...

LW:So who are you?
Troll:I am SuperSexySuperHeroSexyUltraOptimisticLASERMAAAAN!!!!!
LW:Nice name. I'm Lost-Wisdom. That one is PacmanLizard.And the other is small-penis.
AB:

Meanwhile again...

Gamer:

Back to The Lost wisdom squad.

Troll:I like pancakes.
LW:UNITED FOR PANCAKES!
AB:SMALL PENIS PANCAKES!
PB:PUBE PANCAKES!
Other troll:Heh, you found them SuperSexySuperHeroSexyUltraOptimisticLaserMan!
LW:You know them?
Troll:Liste-
Other Troll:Take them to the Anti-Sexy prison.
Troll:Nah, these are the wrong guys.
Other troll:I'm not an idiot, what are you up to?
Troll:I, SuperSexySuperHeroSexyUltraOptimisticLASERMAAAAN!!!!! Will exterminate you, FOR JUSTICE!
PB:AND PANCAKES!
LW:After we finish this ass, could you atleast explain this to us?
Troll:I will, but supersexysuperherosexyultraoptimisticlaserman is too busy to explain!

Announcer:Will Killslasher and Gamer defeat the sexbots army? Will the troll be revealed? Or die? And will Shitkabob and Mr.Fuzzy find their porn? Find out next time, on-

Troll:SHUT TEH FUXORZ UPZ!

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Oh, what the fuck, man??? What the hell did I ever do to you? You cunt.

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I must find my pr0n, the story would be ruined otherwise!

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Part 9

Mr.Fuzzy:Meow.
Ace:Your cat porn is here too. Woah, look at that porn. HOLY SHIT! HOLY FUCKING SHIT! AHHH FUCK! THIS IS LIKE TWO DOGS ONE BOTTLE OF RAT SHIT!

Meanwhile...

SuperSexySuperHeroSexyOptimisticLaserman: SUPERSEXYSEXBEAMSEXYKILLSLASHERSTYLESEXATTACK!
Troll:AHH! TOO SEXY!
Lost Wisdom:*poke*
Troll:AHH! MY TINY WEENOR!
AB:Lol.
Troll:What?
AB:I screwed your mom.
Troll:She's dead.
AB:I know.
Troll:Sniff, why do you have to be so meaaann!
PB:Uhh, I don't know how to hurt him.
Troll:DAMN RIGHT YOU DON'T!

Meanwhile again...

Gamer:What do we do?
Killslasher:Watch this.

Killslasher thrusted his penis into the air. And one deadly alien sex monster's vagina squirted all it's insides out.

Gamer:DISGUSTING!
Killslasher:BEAUTIFUL!
Gamer:Time for me to try!

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Gamer: GOD DAMNIT!
Killslasher:That's why you leave it to the big kids.

More and more sexbots moved in. As well as extremely disgusting aliens.

Gamer:SHIT!
Killslasher:I CANT MASTURBATE THAT HARD!

Meanwhile...

Troll:Uhh, all of your ways to hurt me are just, retarded. And I screwed your moms. Even if some are dead.
AB:
SSSHSUOLM:SUPERULTRAMEGA-
Troll:You're name is too long.
SSSHSUOLM:SUPERSEXYULTRAINSUL-
Troll:maybe I should call you something like... Roy... Seems long enough.
SSSHSUOLM:Superultramegacry...

Again, I will say Meanwhile to switch this to a different setting.

Killslasher:Fuck...Too...Many...Can't...Cum...Any...Longer...Must...Use...A...Lot...Of...Periods...Hey there small penis, why didn't you help?
Gamer:

At Lost wisdoms location.

Gamer:

With ace...

Gamer:

Back to Killslasher.

Gamer

All the trolls, were dead at that area.

Killslasher:Holy fucking shit. NICE!
Gamer:Yeah, small penis.
Killslasher:No, just no.
Gamer:

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Hah, I'm in the story? I'm surprised.

Thanks for the addition, continue with the story!

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"Everything is just a image of my thoughts..."

Part 10.

Cum swarmed the grounds of the expansive area, which was filled with the corpses of evil sex bots and disgusting aliens. Killslasher was done masturbating, as well as how Gamer was done screaming because of his small penis.

Gamer:

Back to Lost wisdoms squad.

SSSHSOLM:Su-
Troll:Shut up.
SSSHSOLM:Su-
Troll:Shutp up.
SSSHSOLM:Atleast let me finish...
Troll:I'm not going to obey someone who traitor who deserves a completely short name.
SSSHSOLM:
Troll:Someone who is very good at conversing.
LW:
Troll:Some pinball wizard.
PB:BEHOLD! THE MAGIC OF CHEATING AT PINBALL!
Troll:And some small penis guy.
AB:

Meanwhile at Killslashers...
Killslasher:Let's report back to the base.

But at the base, the place was filled with something only Killslasher would make. Cum.

Gamer:WHAT THE FUCK ACE!?MR.FUZZY!?
Killslasher:Nice paint job ace.Oh, hi there mr.fuzzy!
Mr.Fuzzy:Meow.
Killslasher:Gamer didn't want to build your palace Mr.fuzzy...
Mr.Fuzzy:

But in a deep sexy voice, mr.fuzzy said.

Mr.Fuzzy:You bitch hoes don't be insultin mah palace mo'fucka.
Killslasher:Well sai-Wait you can talk?
Mr.Fuzzy:I could mastabate yo. What you think?
Killslasher:Well....I'M SO FUCKING PROUD!!!!

Ace:Squirt.
Gamer:DAMNIT ACE!
Mr.Fuzzy:I'll trade you some info on what you need for a few bucks.
Killslasher:I'll trade for 500!
Gamer:It's not an auction... 1500!
Killslasher:My valuable cum!
Mr.Fuzzy:SOLD FOR THE VALUABLE CUM! Lost Wisdom Lost His wisdom. Abstrapathy lost his penis but found it somewhere in a cave. And Pinball Wizard lost his cheats for pinball.
Killslasher:Is that all?
Mr.Fuzzy:And their around the area where you just left. Also their in trouble.
Killslasher:Are they frustrated?

At Lost wisdom's squad.

LW:DAMNIT! ARRGGHH!!!!!!!!!
SSSHSOLM:SuperUltraSCREAM!
Ab:

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